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ratherthepoint:

Someone tell me more about the time Jess LeProtto fell off the stage during Seize the Day

(via thebroadwaystage)


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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

(Source: aiicheerio, via kevrudd)


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You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it.

-Jon Stewart regarding racism.  (via anotherwellkeptsecret)

(via alostfantasy)


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kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England


I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 


iamhayleyjane:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

I am supported by thick thighs

(via wo-lvves)


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I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.

-(140/365) by (DS)

(via skellaten)


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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via unshaped)


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humansofnewyork:

"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."
Multnomah!


nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via guy)


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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014