Someone tell me more about the time Jess LeProtto fell off the stage during Seize the Day
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
-Jon Stewart regarding racism. (via anotherwellkeptsecret)
I support thick thighs
I am supported by thick thighs
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food